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Monday, October 26, 2015

A Message From Your Queen

As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi - in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails. 

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you. 

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive, only to be forced to return much of the treasures by Washington . Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by. 

During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding, and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000.00, what could she do. 

So as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal election comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch so that I can continue King Obama’s policies, and we can all live happily ever after. 

Queen Hillary Rodham Clinton

6 comments:

  1. there will be plenty o f idiots that will vote for her. shame on them.
    thanks sjd

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  2. But the AVERAGE American is sick to death of hearing about the emails like Bernie said.

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  3. Off with her head, like Marie Antoinette!

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  4. looks to me like a Havana Nose.

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  5. I for one am not tired of hearing about her emails. I cannot wait until every last one is revealed. If you are tired of hearing about her emails you have fallen in line with the Clinton/Obama strategy. Delay and delay until people get tired of hearing about something. i.e. IRS scandal, Whitewater, etc etc.
    I am just tired of dealing with the Clintons who have no respect for the American people.

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  6. 4:59 - wait till Chelsea gets started!

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