Dublin Airport security officers may have saved passengers from grave danger this week. A woman traveling with a three-year-old child caught the attention of airport TSA types as they were trying to pass through security. Baggage screeners spied a suspicious looking item in a backpack presented by the woman. Screeners demanded the backpack be emptied and a MINION FART BLASTER was confiscated. It was seized as “contraband” due to the fact that it had a “trigger.” Or was it because it made these sounds?
The boy was crushed that he would be leaving Dublin minus the coolest toy in the universe. Even though the item was too dangerous to be allowed on the plane, airport authorities said they would “hang on to it” until it could be retrieved.
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Farts are methane gas which is highly explosive. This kid is just the terrorist type Homeland Security was set up to track down and plunder. The little terrorist should have known from the start that his evil plan would be thwarted by our keenly trained HS guard.
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ReplyDeleteNow the rock solid science behind Obama's recent methane reduction regs becomes clear.
If he and his buds were chooming in the confined space of their car and one broke wind it could cause a terrible explosion when the methane contacted the flame burning their joint.