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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher

Look, everyone is excited about Pat Venditte. But we can't be too busy to fact-check things like "the word for someone who can use both hands equally well."

Yet another milestone that MLB has achieved. Next barrier to fall: baseball's first avian pitcher. BIRD PITCHERS NOW.

Ambidextrous, everyone. It's not just a river in Egypt. [citation needed]

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14 comments:

  1. tom taylorJune 10, 2015 at 12:54 PM

    i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...

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  2. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 12:59 PM

    Photoshop Alert! Look at the text.

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  3. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 1:04 PM

    Maybe this guy can walk on water

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  4. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    Is his skin moist and cool?

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  5. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 1:39 PM

    Will the avian pitcher throw for the Orioles?

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  6. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 2:10 PM

    I'd swear an anchor from wboc wrote that.

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  7. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    OMG, too funny! Still remember the full-page ad for Jean & Ken's that ran in the Daily Times during the Christmas season years ago (early 90's) that stated they had both cut and bald (vs. balled, with the roots in a burlap sack) Christmas trees available. In retrospect, wiah I'd kept a copy.

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  8. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 3:08 PM

    12:59, "two-image combination" does not mean photoshopped. They could have easily have said, "In the two photos above, pitcher shows his form switching...."

    The camera angle does may him look downright double-jointed though!

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  9. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 3:30 PM


    MLB already had an avian pitcher. Mark 'The Bird' Fidrych.

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  10. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    Anonymous tom taylor said...
    i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...

    June 10, 2015 at 12:54 PM

    Troll!! Aren't you on the city and county's dime right now!

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  11. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Sounds like something you would read in the Daily Rag!

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  12. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 10:02 PM

    Read the second paragraph in the photo

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  13. AnonymousJune 10, 2015 at 10:31 PM

    Did you mean "ambidextrous"instead of "amphibious"?? I certainly hope so! (LOL)!

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  14. AnonymousJune 11, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    Pat should sue that newspaper for defecation of character.

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