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Friday, June 26, 2015

MS-13 Gang Member Gold Plates Own Man Parts, Then Dies - Third Case This Year

An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.

The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films

Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 4:49 AM

    Darwin at work. You go boy!!!!!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 6:33 AM

    Brilliant ..... Just brilliant

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  3. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    Ahh , no reproduction for this idiot. Now that is worth it's weight in gold.

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  4. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 7:08 AM

    Incredible.

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  5. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 7:20 AM

    Real Smart!!

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  6. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    natural selection.

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  7. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 8:42 AM

    This sounds like a parallel to our Congress....

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  8. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    Thanks Joe, the mainstream media has totally ignored this story. Once again SBYNews brings you the truth about these gang banging thugs

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  9. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    Let's talk Obama into it!

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  10. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 12:09 PM


    Thought Obamacare covered this procedure?

    First you can't keep your doc.

    Then the rates skyrocket.

    And now ya gotta goldplate yer junk yerself.

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  11. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 3:27 PM

    Belief in humanity (on a scale from 1-10) just dropped from a 2 to -1245046550546.

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  12. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 3:37 PM

    rest in pieces fool

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  13. AnonymousJune 26, 2015 at 3:59 PM

    Why not dip it in chocolate like they do with ice cream on the boardwalk.

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  14. AnonymousJune 27, 2015 at 6:34 AM

    Anonymous Anonymous said...
    Thanks Joe, the mainstream media has totally ignored this story. Once again SBYNews brings you the truth about these gang banging thugs

    June 26, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    This 'thug' will not be banging anything or anybody. I wonder if anyone will recycle the gold? lol

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