A U.S. Air Force Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed
to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work"
and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class
who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded,
"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
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Oh hell yes!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTheir is no rank of "Private First Class" in the air force.
ReplyDeleteI bet you're the life and soul of any gathering.
DeleteShould've been Airman First Class.
ReplyDeleteObviously not an AF vet who came up with this one or someone changed it in passing around. Regardless, all veterans get the picture and can identify.
Who cares about the real rank, it is the content of the joke that is funny, what a bunch of tools!
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