An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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true true true.
ReplyDeleteYou know, they say there's a little bit of truth in all humor.
ReplyDeleteToo much truth it seems, isn't that funny... sigh.
Bleak times we're living in.
LOL or sad I'm not sure.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Benny Hill isn't alive to tell it.
ReplyDeleteBritish joke, yes. USA joke, no, it's the truth.
ReplyDeleteDoes that make it a "toke" in the US?
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