MALE LOGIC....

 

Critical Thinking 
            At Its Best! 



Woman: 
Do you drink beer?
  

 

  
Man: Yes


 
Woman: 
How many beers a day?
 
 

Man: 
Usually about 3 . 
 
 

Woman: 
How much do you pay per beer?
 
 
Man: $5.00 , which includes a tip
 (This is where it gets scary!)


 
Woman: 
And how long have you been drinking?
 
 
Man: 
About 20 years, I suppose
 
 
Woman: 
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400 , correct?

 
 
Man: 
Correct
 
 
Woman: 
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
 
 
Man: 
Correct
 
 
Woman: 
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Lamborghini?
 
 
Man: 
Do
you drink beer?
 
 
Woman: 
No!

 
 
Man: 
Where's your Lamborghini?