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Friday, September 19, 2014

SPD Press Release 9-19-14 (Attempt to Identify Shoplifting Suspects)


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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    Will someone please leave some comments. This is too funny to ignore.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    They probably weren't stealing exercise equipment or healthy eating cookbooks!

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    Holy cow! If Scotty had tried to beam these 2 up he would have blown every circuit in the Enterprise."I'm giving it all I can captain but I don't have the power.They're just too big"

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    Be on the look out, check all the local buffets.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    Two pairs of cuff for the big one.
    A court verdict of guilty of theft and inappropriate wearing of spandex.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    show the picture of the larger one to all the diabetic doctors and bakeries and you'll have your suspect in no time

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2014 at 9:51 PM

    Well, they don't have to worry about those two sistas being on the "run". They're on the waddle from the law.....

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2014 at 4:22 AM

    They need to be on Michelle Obama Diet....HEY-HEY-HEY it's FAT ALBERT...

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