A definition worth remembering

There's an annual contest at Bond University, Australia, calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. 

This year's chosen term was "political correctness".


The winning student wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of sh!t by the clean end."