I have a fake plastic cockroach that I carry with me always.The other day in a restaurant I put it on the table to see how the waitress reacted.She nonchalantly brushed it off of the table without missing a beat.If I didn't know better I'd say she had done that before.
Mess my pants and then run
ReplyDeleteCall RC Cordrey I saw him single handley stomp a piss ant
ReplyDelete"honey, it's for you !"
ReplyDelete7:43-I saw that too,but that particular piss ant was 6-4 and weighed at least 250.
ReplyDeletesuck it up with my dyson and then put the vac outside
ReplyDeleteDrop dead
ReplyDeleteI have a fake plastic cockroach that I carry with me always.The other day in a restaurant I put it on the table to see how the waitress reacted.She nonchalantly brushed it off of the table without missing a beat.If I didn't know better I'd say she had done that before.
ReplyDeleteStep on it and get on with my life.
ReplyDeleteSh##t my pants and pass out !!
ReplyDeleteGet the pistol out
ReplyDeleteCall Spiderman?
ReplyDeleteCall Obama...he knows what to do
ReplyDeleteHope that spiders are not attracted to the smell of poop...
ReplyDeleteRUN!!
ReplyDeleteWhere are all the real men ?
ReplyDeleteSmile, gather her up with her egg sac and relocate her to the garden.
ReplyDeleteGo about my basement business, wish her a good day, then go on with my life.
ReplyDeleteOh! And wish her a happy Mother's Day!
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