Marine

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came  upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the  opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less  serious state. 

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the  injured Marine what had happened. 

The Marine reported, "I was  heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming  south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took  cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein  was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Communist who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. 

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."