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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA CATCHES CONDOMANIA AT FIRST ANNUAL ‘CONDOM OLYMPICS’

Thomas Jefferson, the foremost American son of the Enlightenment and author of the Declaration of Independence, is also the father the University of Virginia. So proud was he of this achievement, when he died in 1826, Jefferson had it inscribed on his gravestone and did not mention that he also happened to be the third President of the United States.

Flash forward to 2014: The University of Virginia is hosting Condomania, the first annual “Condom Olympics,” billed as a "festival of free food, free games, free prizes, free condoms, free lube, and free online coupons" that guaranteed "information about proper condom use, safe and effective forms of birth control, STI testing, screening, and prevention, sex facts, and trivia."

All of this is funded by your tuition fees and taxpayer contributions. But don’t think of it as merely the inane romps of crazy college kids: serious questions will be answered at this UVA-sponsored event. For instance, "Who Would You Rather: Beyonce or Jenifer Aniston?" Moreover, it should be quite informational: "14 mind-blowing things you need to know about threesomes" will be explored.

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 11, 2014 at 9:58 PM

    Nice to know we have plenty of folks with the morals and intelligence of plankton.
    We are now saved.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 11, 2014 at 10:20 PM

    9:58
    Would you rather then not have access to free condoms and procreate? Pick your poison.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 11, 2014 at 10:34 PM

    Won't never happen here, we got way too many prudes and religious nuts here on the shore! Look at all the crap about a couple of sex shops, and a college town with no strip club, this is insane! Slimsbury is still in the dark ages.

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  4. Bush'manMarch 12, 2014 at 8:58 AM

    1034..."..too many prudes...religious nuts..this is insane!"...
    Your shallowness and obvious lack of values is exactly why we as a judeo- christian based country now finds itself on the cusp of self destruction.
    Do yourself a favor and study some history..if you can tear yourself away from the Hollywood garbage served up on TV and the cinema.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 12, 2014 at 9:35 AM

    This is why I don't sympathize one bit about how college kids will pay off their loans.Whenever I begin to feel sorry for them something like this comes along and I snap out of it.No one should be surprised that the 55 and over group are more desirable employees.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 12, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    Its those darn frat guys again.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 12, 2014 at 12:27 PM

    @ 9:35 AM...you sound stupid..like really?!? so because one college has a safe sex event you somehow think that justifies students struggling to pay student loans??? #Idiot

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  8. AnonymousMarch 12, 2014 at 12:30 PM

    9:35. Should I feel the same way when I walk into the casino in Harrington and see all those people on SS that cry about living on a fixed income or expect a senior discount everywhere they go?

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