In The Long Run It Always Depends

Someone has finally explained the reason baby diapers have brand
names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies," while undergarments for old
people are called "Depends."

You see, when babies crap their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em. However, when old people crap their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.

Glad to get that straightened out for you.