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Thursday, August 15, 2013

WANTED

Benjamin Edward Holtermann
DOB: July 6, 1985
Asian Male Height: 5’07” Weight: 140


The above subject is wanted for questioning by Fruitland Police in regards to the First Degree Burglary of a residence that occurred on August 11, 2013 on Main Street, Fruitland, Wicomico County, Maryland.  Please contact Det. Beaver at the Fruitland Police Department, 410-548-2804, if you have any information regarding Holtermann.

9 comments:

  1. Oh no, it says Asian male. That's profiling.

    /sarcasm

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  2. And he's only 5'7". Height discrimination?

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  3. Should the name Fruitland be changed as it may be a derogatory remark towards the gay community like the Washing Redskins to the American Indian Community.

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  4. I think he just might be using an alias name (sorry for being racist).

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  5. I just saw him at the helm of the starship Enterprize.

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  6. You're right 2:15. Ben doesn't sound Oriental.

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  7. Oh, herro. I have ring in my rip.

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  8. That would be ling in my rip.

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  9. The King will have his head.

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