Save your money. Obey the law. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Oh, and "don't get married until you're 30." I didn't need to be told not to have a child out of wedlock...that went without saying. Though if it had happened, he would have loved his grandchild.
Oh what a dangled web we weave
ReplyDeleteWhen first we practice to deceive.
To treat others as I'd want to be treated.
ReplyDeleteDidnt really have one when I was younger.
ReplyDeleteI got locked up in jail in 1958 , he told " you got yourself in here , now find a way out".
ReplyDeleteA good leader is always the first to arrive and the last to leave.
ReplyDeleteDon't do as I did.
ReplyDeletedont have kids
ReplyDeletelisten carefully before speaking
ReplyDeleteDo as I say, not as I do
ReplyDeleteNever eat any yellow snow.
ReplyDeleteLeave this sleepy town.
ReplyDeleteIf it' not broke don't fix it.
ReplyDeleteYou will never find a lamb in a pig pen.
ReplyDeleteDon't have kids!!
ReplyDeleteKeep your mouth shut and don't throw the first punch
ReplyDeleteA promise made is a debt unpaid.
ReplyDeleteIn 5 years, You'll be the same person you are today , except for the people that you meet and the books you read.
ReplyDeleteYou never "save" money unless you put it in the bank.
ReplyDeleteDon't take your guns to town, son!
ReplyDeleteKeep your guns oiled and your fishing line untangled.
ReplyDeleteWhen you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
ReplyDeleteYou will never amount to much.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad gave me many gems, but these were my favorites:
ReplyDeleteLife is hard, but its a lot harder if you're stupid.
If you can't be smart then you'd better be strong.
If you join the Army and you drop a bar of soap in the shower, don't bend over to pick it up. Just let it go!
ReplyDeleteNever go out with a woman you can't beat arm wrestling.
ReplyDeleteSave your money.
ReplyDeleteObey the law.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Oh, and "don't get married until you're 30." I didn't need to be told not to have a child out of wedlock...that went without saying. Though if it had happened, he would have loved his grandchild.
Don't bet on the ponies.
ReplyDeleteKeep your fly zipped!
ReplyDeleteNever give up
ReplyDeleteIf it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
ReplyDeleteNever measure someone else with your yard stick
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