The first mistake the burglars made was picking a lousy profession. Their second mistake was choosing to rob people in Texas of all places. Their third mistake was locking a homeowner in the WRONG CLOSET.
The victim of an armed home invasion in Houston has turned the tables on the brazen intruders after they stuffed him into a closet that turned out to be the place where he stores his gun.
Police say it all started at around 2pm Tuesday when three men broke into a home in the 8200 block of Braeburn Valley Drive and assaulted the resident.
After a brief scuffle, the hapless perpetrators shoved the man into a closet, not knowing that there was a gun in there.
…When the homeowner thought the burglars had left, he went downstairs, carrying his gun in case the suspects were still around, the Houston Chronicle reported.
On the first floor, the man confronted one of his assailant and the two exchanged gunfire, according to police.
The resident, who shares the house with his parents, escaped unharmed, but the armed suspect was much the worse for wear after being struck in the shoulder and leg.
He fled on foot down the street, but did not get far before he collapsed. His two suspected accomplices took off from the scene in a Chevrolet Tahoe.
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Hilarious.Serves him right.With my luck I'd be locked in the linen closet.
ReplyDeleteShould of robed a libera.
ReplyDeleteAim for the head, now a lawsuit is brewing. Some low life lawyer will find a liberal judge and a brain dead jury and the home owner will be liable for using deadly force to defend his home and family.
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ReplyDeleteAim for the head, now a lawsuit is brewing. Some low life lawyer will find a liberal judge and a brain dead jury and the home owner will be liable for using deadly force to defend his home and family.
May 20, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Agreed!
9:25, leave a loaded gun in your linen closet. better yet leave a loaded gun in EACH of your closets.
ReplyDelete10:15. I am a liberal but I dare you to try to take my guns. Many of us although we agree on some liberal issues do not believe in everything you think we do. I have had guns for years and intend to keep it that way. I also think government is much to big. I've come to like neither party
ReplyDeleteNo, leave a loaded gun in your pocket.
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