Mikey

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?

Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Kimmy says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Mikey pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothin'!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Mikey replies, "No, I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last damn thing we needed.'