I believe that a child who pretends his pastry is a gun poses an imminent danger, but 5,000 criminal illegal aliens released from jail enhance public safety. I believe that New Yorkers must be protected from the risk of drinking 16 ounces of soda, but exposed to the risk of bringing Osama bin Laden's son-in-law for a civil trial blocks from Ground Zero.
I believe that every American child deserves to be loved and cherished, except for certain 16-year-olds who deserve to be killed by drones.
A guy dies and goes up to heaven where he sees all of these clocks by the golden gates. So he asks Saint Peter what the clocks were for. They are lying clocks says Saint Peter. Every person that has ever existed has a lying clock - and every time they lie the clock turns one click.
So why has that clock over there never moved - that is Mother Theresa's clock - it never moved because she never told a lie.
What about that clock over there - that clock is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it barely moved because he only told two lies in his entire life.
So where is Obama's clock? Obama's clock is in Jesus's office - he uses it as a ceiling fan.
Criminal, just criminal.
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Depressing, I don't see this country surviving intact for four more years with this monster at the helm. God help us.
ReplyDeleteA guy dies and goes up to heaven where he sees all of these clocks by the golden gates. So he asks Saint Peter what the clocks were for. They are lying clocks says Saint Peter. Every person that has ever existed has a lying clock - and every time they lie the clock turns one click.
ReplyDeleteSo why has that clock over there never moved - that is Mother Theresa's clock - it never moved because she never told a lie.
What about that clock over there - that clock is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it barely moved because he only told two lies in his entire life.
So where is Obama's clock? Obama's clock is in Jesus's office - he uses it as a ceiling fan.
Heard that.
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