YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THE BRITS....

A devout Arab Muslim entered a Black Cab in London , and curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio. He stated it was decreed by his religious teaching that he must not listen to music; that in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so **** off and wait for a camel!"