KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama 
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.Alaska 
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas 
Literacy Ain't Everything.California 
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.Colorado 
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.Connecticut Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho 
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois 
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana 
2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave FreeIowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky 
Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana 
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.Maine 
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland 
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax ItMassachusetts 
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan 
First Line Of Defense From The CanadiansMinnesota 
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 MosquitoesMississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At WorkMontana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
And Very Little Else.Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada 
Hookers and Poker!New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us AloneNew Jersey 
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!New Mexico 
Yes we are part of the United States !New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...North Carolina 
Tobacco Is A VegetableNorth Dakota 
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!Ohio 
At Least We're Not MichiganOklahoma Like The Play, But No SingingOregon 
Spotted Owl...It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania
Cook With CoalRhode Island We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender YetSouth Dakota 
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee 
The Edyo-cashun StateTexas 
Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont 
Ay, YepVirginia 
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington 
We have more rain than you doWest Virginia 
One Big Happy Family...Really!Wisconsin 
Come Cut The Cheese!Wyoming 
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared