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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Check Your Mailbox

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my fanny,

10 discount coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    Label on fanny smoke machine said "heco en China"

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2012 at 7:15 AM

    Where's the Like button

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  3. lmclainFebruary 24, 2012 at 2:56 PM

    Did you see the fine print that said "State taxes will be collected on the assumed value."?

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