My spouse's most annoying habit is _______.
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Continuing to breathe
ReplyDeletenot listening to her husband!
ReplyDeletesnoring
ReplyDeleteHis Grey Poupon addiction.
ReplyDeletechewing her toenails!
ReplyDeletetrying to control me which will never never happen.
ReplyDeleteMoniter all my text messages and phone calls.
ReplyDeleteMonitor all my computer activity.
ReplyDeleteHave his friend in the silver car follow me when I am getting a pedicure.
ReplyDeletehaving issues with my family and friends.
ReplyDeleteleaving pizza boxes scattered all over the place during his meetings.
ReplyDeletemeerly existing.
ReplyDeletesneaking up back hallways tryin to see who is in my office.
ReplyDeleteword verification "tansies"
Planting cameras everywhere I am to see what I am doing.
ReplyDeleteblowing kisses at himself in the mirror.
ReplyDeletesmoking dope.
ReplyDeletenot getting over the fact that "yes" I do have "friends" of the opposite sex.
ReplyDeletestealing my undies off the clothes line.
ReplyDeleteThe way he points at things.
ReplyDeletebeing a lowdown scumball.
ReplyDeletenot realizing that I could care less what he thinks.
ReplyDeletedisrespecting everything that I stand for.
ReplyDeletekeeping his head planted in that box.
ReplyDeleterealizing that some people are completely comfortable in their own skin regardless of whether he tries to break them down.
ReplyDeletetaking up space.
ReplyDeletebeing a tyrant.
ReplyDeletehis John Lennon sunglasses.
ReplyDeletecontinuing to appear in my life.
ReplyDeleteword verification "egotises"
jealousy.
ReplyDeletetryin to stop me from getting my groove on.
ReplyDeletenot being able to read my lips.
ReplyDeletenot realizing that he is never going to get near me again.
ReplyDeleteEveryone of you people should get a divorce. Why would you stay in a marriage with someone you hold so much contempt for? Maybe the reason you're in such a bad marriage is because you're pathetic and to lazy to do anything about it.
ReplyDeletenot doing anything around the house. I have read the others and trying to figure out which one he put up here
ReplyDeletenot regularly brushing his teeth
ReplyDeleteI'm a widower, and I am appalled by some of these remaks, such as the spouse's taking up space as his/her biggest annoying habit. Wow! I think I'm better off being single.
ReplyDeleteTrying to control me, wants to keep me locked up at home , insecure because of the First wife>ho bag that screwed him up)
ReplyDeleteSome of these people sound like they shouldn't even be married.
ReplyDeletenot using a great big Q-tip to clean out his dirty ears.
ReplyDelete410 that rates up there with not bathing. Gross.
ReplyDeleteviolating my trust.
ReplyDelete