They Sent My Census Form Back!!

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

I put ...... 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable slackers, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of fricken Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!'

................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.