Office Humor

Every year, each employee at my company meets with his or her supervisor to review whether past goals have been met. A woman in the cubicle next to mine received an appointment time for her "Performance Management Schedule," as it's called, and highlighted it on her desktop calendar.

"Wow! I guess everyone knows when to avoid you," said a colleague who was passing by. Puzzled, my neighbor glanced at the calendar. She'd written: "PMS 1:00."