It's that time of year when the Boat Owners Association of The United States releases its top 10 boat names. Coincidentally, it's also that time of year when we pay attention again to the Boat Owners Association of The United States.
We don't own a boat. This haunts us.
So, if you happen to possess a boat so named below, know our "humor" is motivated strictly by jealousy and pettiness.
The Top 10 boat names:
1. AquaHolic: Sends wrong message to future boat owners who might also abuse the well-traveled "aHolic." BeeraHolic, BabeaHolic, AlcoHolic...
2. Andiamo (Let's Go): (No.)
3. The Black Pearl: The Pirates of the Caribbean vibe. We get it. You're a pirate.
4. La Belle Vita (The Beautiful Life): Or may we suggest the English translation, The Beautiful Pizza?
5. Mojo: Cujo.
6. Island Time: Unless it's 2:13 p.m., today, we don't care.
7. Second Wind: Really?
8. No Worries: No worries, nope, nothing to worry about, no bills, no problems at work or home, no problem with the dog's back spasms, no trouble with the car's alignment, no college tuition problem, no worries.
9. Serenity: Or may we suggest the pithier, Boat Owners Association of The United States?
10. Blue Moon: The beer? Now that's a name.
So, if you happen to possess a boat so named below, know our "humor" is motivated strictly by jealousy and pettiness.
The Top 10 boat names:
1. AquaHolic: Sends wrong message to future boat owners who might also abuse the well-traveled "aHolic." BeeraHolic, BabeaHolic, AlcoHolic...
2. Andiamo (Let's Go): (No.)
3. The Black Pearl: The Pirates of the Caribbean vibe. We get it. You're a pirate.
4. La Belle Vita (The Beautiful Life): Or may we suggest the English translation, The Beautiful Pizza?
5. Mojo: Cujo.
6. Island Time: Unless it's 2:13 p.m., today, we don't care.
7. Second Wind: Really?
8. No Worries: No worries, nope, nothing to worry about, no bills, no problems at work or home, no problem with the dog's back spasms, no trouble with the car's alignment, no college tuition problem, no worries.
9. Serenity: Or may we suggest the pithier, Boat Owners Association of The United States?
10. Blue Moon: The beer? Now that's a name.
Because "it was free"
ReplyDeleteGreat name for the SFD boat.
SFD boat should be named "breaking wind."
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