SENIORS TEXTING CODE...

ATD - At The Doctors...

BFF - Best Friend Fell...

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair...
  
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth...

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was...

GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low...

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On...

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out...

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner.....

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas...

ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up