"Okay, Mr. Hatcher," the deputy said, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Hatcher said, "Well, I got a .357 magnum revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the deputy says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Hatcher, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a damned thing...."
That's hilarious! 8-)
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