As Buzz saw the cat starting to cross the intersection, he yelled out the window, "Here kitty kitty", then quickly said to the driver, "Lets make some pancakes Grandma". FredG
Contrary to witnesses on the scene, after Granny was stopped by police for erratic driving, Buzz nervously repeated his original statement saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman". Now where have I heard that before? FredG
In response to comment left by: 10:39 Anonymous said...I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy. A late breaking bulletin has just surfaced and states that Buzz the dog has been found guilty in a Wicomico court, of doing just that.....driving Miss Daisy. Now at least, we know why they both look the way they do. FredG
I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy.
ReplyDeleteWhen the fresh donut light turned red, Buddy and Grandma made a beeline for the parking lot...
ReplyDeleteAs Buzz saw the cat starting to cross the intersection, he yelled out the window, "Here kitty kitty", then quickly said to the driver, "Lets make some pancakes Grandma". FredG
ReplyDeleteAfter just going through a red light at 70 mph with Granny, Buzz takes comfort in the warmth beneath him, even though the smell is sickening. FredG
ReplyDeletePLEASE PLEASE... Not the vet, I swear I wont hump the couch any more.. PLEASE PLEASE
ReplyDeleteWow.. Pets really do reflect there owners..:)
ReplyDeleteContrary to witnesses on the scene, after Granny was stopped by police for erratic driving, Buzz nervously repeated his original statement saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman". Now where have I heard that before? FredG
ReplyDeleteIn response to comment left by: 10:39 Anonymous said...I thought I was suppose to drive Miss Daisy.
ReplyDeleteA late breaking bulletin has just surfaced and states that Buzz the dog has been found guilty in a Wicomico court, of doing just that.....driving Miss Daisy. Now at least, we know why they both look the way they do. FredG
FredG you are a hoot! hahaha
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"Did she just back over Bobby Jones??"
ReplyDeleteBobby Jones is in the floor.
ReplyDeleteDid you pee in the seat, or did I.
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