Building Permit

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget it.... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

.........Work starts on Monday...