Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University,
Has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling,
Or bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from
Pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention,
A large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside
And kicked the crap out of him...
Suit of armour? We are reverting back to the days when women wore corsetts so tight they passed out. Ain't notin wrong wit a little nip and jiggle.
ReplyDeletei'm just going to assume you're male 11:40? as a woman, I know we generally don't like other people to see what our breasts are doing uder our clothes, hence why we're wearing clothes in the first place.
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