Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.
Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Here's another scenario:
ReplyDeleteSeatbelts are invented - some use them, others don't.
1957 - smart people live, stupid people die...the gene pool stays cleaner
2010 - everyone is forced to wear seatbelts - millions of stupid lives are saved.
you dont even have to go to 1967, 87 will do, many of the people i knew kept thier guns in the car to hunt after school
ReplyDeleteYou rednecks and bigots just can't let the 1950's go.
ReplyDelete1957 Segregation
2010 Harvard Educated Black President.
No wonder ES is so backwards. I wish you do secede from the state. MD will be way better off.
towson,
ReplyDeletewe have no problem with a black president, heck walter williams or colin powell would have been great.
we have problems with socialist presidents of any race.
why is it you only pay to come to the shore over the bay bridge? no one would pay to to west?
Ain't this the truth.
ReplyDeleteYou pay for one way trip on many roads regardless of which way you're going. The idea is to charge the amount enough to cover the round trip because 95% of people will take the bridge/road back.
ReplyDeleteUsing your logic, we make you pay for visiting the West.
And yes you do have a problem, just not enough balls to admit it.
8:55 no the reason it is pay east bound is because they knew those traveling west bound first wouldn't have the money to pay the toll before traveling to civilization.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention it allows for quicker evacuation from the hole.
Towson Resident, feel free to keep Dundalk. You always want to trash the people on the Shore but you have much worse than any Redneck here.
ReplyDeleteScenario 2 is so true! I have never in all my life understood the public school logic that defending yourself from being attacked is just as bad as being the original attacker! They are teaching kids to allow people to beat on them, to allow people to mistreat them while just laying down and taking the abuse. What the heck is that?
ReplyDeleteMy child WILL beat your child to the ground and continue to beat your child until pulled away by extreme force if your child is ignorant enough to hit him or her for no reason other than to be an a$$.
God forbid kids defend themselves and the little punk thugs are held accountable for being ignorant trouble making punks.
9:51 I completely agree with you.
ReplyDeleteDumbdulk is sh!thole, so is Essex and Arbutus.
BTW I think that ES is a beautiful place that is unfortunately populated by many bigots.
i could argue that there are more bigots/racists west of the bay then east.
ReplyDeletebut i really dont feel like getting into that
Yes, there are more because of places like Dundulk and Raising Sun. People tend to be pissed of at others when their living condition aren't great. Dundalk is good example.
ReplyDeleteES folks live in a beautiful place near the ocean with a relatively low cost of living. Why are you people so angry????
our anger could have something to do with the people that come here on vacation and terrorize the place
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that tourism is a major part of ES economy.
ReplyDeleteAlso I doubt that anybody comes to, lets say Pittsville for vacation.
Your anger is rooted much deeper... Some drunk and stupid college kids have nothing to do with why you're upset. BTW this does not apply to all, but many
You're pissed because your 1950's minds cannot catch up with the 21st century. And on top of everything we got this Obama running the country. Perhaps you should travel more. Maybe if you do, you will realized just how good you have it here.
Thanks,
11:11
actually i have travelled quite a bit, and do relize how good i have it.
ReplyDeleteand yes i do realize how much money the tourons bring to the shore. but 90% of them leave all common sense at home. i aviod the places they go during "that time of the year" like the plague.
the problem i have with the current administration is the lack of understanding they have for the population. an example would be obamacare. poll after poll showed how unpolular this bill was, yet they used every trick/bribe/ect imaginable to get it through. does healthcare need an overhaul? yes, but this isnt it
another example: arizona imigration. 70% of arizona residents support it, yet everyone in dc is yelling about it.
again, its thier policies i have issues with, nothing to do wit race.
i have never once mentioned race, but you seem to keep bringing it up. i think its you that have an agenda here, not me.
11:22..pretty moronic comment.Most of the crime here is committed by the people who live here.The issues we face are those we created and/or refuse to solve.Stop blaming others for what you don't like in your own community.
ReplyDeleteTowson Resident, what caused you to start the name calling and throwing out the race card? I thought the post was rather humorous and perhaps, held some truth.
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