You Gotta Love This Nurse

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair was three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that sticks very well and doesn't come off easily.Written in large black letters on the tape was the sentence: 'Get well soon - From the nurse you pulled over last week.'