Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
And the princess rejoiced in her freedom. She was wined, dined and brought gifts from many princes who had lots of money, intelligence and class. All during that time, she was able to focus on her own piece of the pie rather than pick up dirty underwear constantly and clean whiskers out of the sink. She also lived happily ever after!
ReplyDeleteAmen sister!!! . . . So much more fun being single!
ReplyDeleteThat response, Anonymous, has made by day! Thank you for a much needed laugh at the end of a work week!
ReplyDeleteSo she relied on the wealth of men to keep her going rather than being an "independent" woman like many women claim.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Prince tagged the princess' younger more attrachive sister, went home drank a beer and watched football without being harrassed.
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