If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation.
A liberal wants to know who is going to fix it for him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals want those they don't like to be silenced.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer he wants any mention of religion silenced.
If a conservative needs health insurance he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it.
A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will read this and delete it, because he's offended.
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ahhhh! so true!
ReplyDeleteJesus was a liberal.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! It's oafishul I bees a consurvateeve.
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ReplyDeleteHow woukd you know, your party doesn't believe in Jesus.
The Bible states:
ReplyDeleteif you don't work you don't eat.
a man is worse than an infidel if he doesn't provide for his own family.
the poor will always be with us.
if a man is without share with him.
give and it shall be given to you.
you reap what you sow.
when you invest; diversify 7 ways.
These are just a few scriptures that show the wisdom of God. We were created to glorify God; share His gospel message; and live our lives according to His precepts.
From this list of differences listed in this article it looks like conservatives get it. All conservatives aren't "believers" but they seem to follow God's precepts.
I seriously question 9:05 statement that Jesus was a liberal.
Jesus didn't ask for handouts and expect everyone else to take care of him. He shared what he had willingly (not as a mandate from the roman government).
Enough said; i think this is clear to most thinking people.
1053 also-
ReplyDeleteGod helps those who help themselves. Proverb 31:10-31. You have hands and a brain. They were given to you to be used.
10:53
ReplyDeleteThis is not gods world, gods world is where ever you are, and that is out there somewhere you know like space.
This is mans world.
If there are no jobs man cant work, so he starves.
Man may not be able to care for his family because of the economy.
For the poor , yes they will always be with us because man does not share.
Give and it shall be given, tell the government that at tax time.
You reap what you sow, maybe the only true statement in mans world , but most likely not.
Thought this was about Bill Cain from the Board. He got away with it, you know.
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ReplyDeletehahahahahha hard to argue with their own words, isn't it??
I guess I would be conservative based on this list and my beliefs....
Doesn't change the fact that 95% of the politicians still suck!