'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse... I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then, he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, and then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
...'It's swollen,' he replied.
She ran out of the room.
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I HATE when that happens to me every time I go to the doctor's! Luckily, I have a good sense of humor. LOL
ReplyDeleteRemember that BS,"Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean", only my friends heard that.
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:14 but you aren't going to navigate the ocean in a canoe. LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is a true story, the patients name is JR.
ReplyDeleteThat's a HARD one to touch !! LOL
ReplyDelete10;36, you are mistaken. The patient's name is Jonathan Taylor.
ReplyDeleteI don't care who you are, that right there is FUNNY!
ReplyDelete10:36 How would you know? Are you his nurse, or "Good Buddy"?
ReplyDeleteIts a vienna sausage.
ReplyDeleteJoe...that was honrable you to not post my comment about JT's wife in response to 11:01's comment.
ReplyDeleteAm assuming that you are trying to keep the peace (a little bit anyways) & leave her wife out of it...that's cool.
hahahahaha.
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