Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate long lines at airports & long and expensive trials. Justice would be fair and swift.
Case Closed!
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sure and as soon as one malfunctions and blows up a white guy, we can blame it on Obama
ReplyDeletePerfect solution! Like the Volkswagen commercial on Youtube!"German Engineering, Arab Technology (VW Volkswagen)"
ReplyDeleteI luv it! WE should make you head of security!
ReplyDeleteI don't think this would speed anything up at the airport. Also, have you come up with this technology, because if not it is pretty worthless.
ReplyDeleteyeah but who else would you blow up in he process?
ReplyDelete3:36 construct it from the same material as detenation containers! That would be an awesome solution too bad we have to be all politically correct and stuff! I would get a job at the airport just to feel the sense of justice every time I heard the thud!
ReplyDeleteyou would have to produce them in mass, so you can just throw it away after explosion and just set up another one. other wise the lines would still be long. waiting for airport janitor to get there...lol
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't think anyone has develpoed a procedure or equipment to spontaniously and remotely detonate every explosive material on the planet.
ReplyDeletePure science fiction Joe.
Wow, it's crazy how some people think this is a real post...It's a joke people... why don't you ask the county if you can borrow some money to buy yourselves a sense of humor.They waste money on everything else.....it would be money well spent.
ReplyDelete9:02 precisely...
ReplyDelete10:50, 8:44 c'mon man did you not see the beer machine on letterman, we are a society of intellects, just a matter of time!