Thank God we have someone like The Daily Times out there to help us get our day and mind started. I mean, with titles like this one, there's no need to read the story, right? Let me have a go at it, if you don't mind.
"Expect Higher SUV Fuel Bills As Gas Rises Near $2.75 Per Gallon."
"Longer Nights Bring Less Daylight."
"Close Your Eyes Long Enough, You May Just Fall Asleep."
"Why Pay For The Paper When You Can Get Real News Free On Sbynews.com."
Give it a shot, you may like it. Let's see what titles you can come up with.
How about this one...
ReplyDelete"Crumbling City Direct Result of Council Majority"
DP&L is getting away with murder as well !
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like the Daily Times, may I ask why you read it?
ReplyDelete" Too Much Alcohol Consumption May Cause Bad Behavior "
ReplyDeleteNo excuse for 650 dollar amt in electric useage. For 3 weeks into winter?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. A headline is supposed to be about the story, not unclear and vague so the readers read the story. That's just common sense...
ReplyDeleteanonymous 12:37, Are you still being breast fed?
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