JT, exhausted after sitting at his pc trying to ruin his Idol's blog while also waiting for all of his former friends to call him out to play. They lost the jobs they were so proud of and forgot all about JT. He's going to need lots of help to get over this latest let down. First he's gonna need help getting up.
First week of the new Homeless Weight Loss Program.
ReplyDeleteJT? Wake up!
ReplyDeleteWhy did he leave me!!!! I was just eating a dozen doughnuts..... WHY!!!!
ReplyDeleteWaiting for an independence card. Baby be hungry.
ReplyDeleteYourr average unemployment worker on break.
ReplyDeleteJonathan in repose!
ReplyDeleteDied out sugar rush!
ReplyDeleteYou're turning violet, Violet...
ReplyDeleteMy daughter's a blueberry... oompa loompa dippity do, I've got another riddle for you....
Southwest Airlines will fly that baggage free.
ReplyDeletePrince groupie from the purple rain concert...
ReplyDeleteWalmart. Why am I not surprised?
ReplyDeleteDon't roll over baby.
ReplyDeletePurple people eater?
ReplyDeleteThrow some water on her and you have Flashdance Part 2.
ReplyDeleteShe's waiting for a job interview.
ReplyDeletewaitng for my unemployment claim!
ReplyDeletepublic bench abuse
ReplyDeletereason some people should not wear stretch pants
ReplyDeleteThaaarrrr she blows matees. Man the harpoons.
ReplyDeletePeople of Salisbury
ReplyDeleteRESULTS: from to much fast food and tv combined together.
ReplyDeleteour politicians at work. thanks sjd
ReplyDeleteIs that you Rosemary?
ReplyDelete"Where Are They Now?" Life after being Mayor of Salisbury. Here lies Barrie Tilghman.
ReplyDeleteChief Hoppes, get up, you have another "How to be a Fireman" class to go to.
ReplyDeleteGotta Nap, that walk from the car wore me out.
ReplyDeleteAnother sufferer of the dreaded Hand To Mouth disease.
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry. All representatives of the Unemployment Office are currently busy. Please call back later.
ReplyDeleteHow the heck is she staying on that bench? That butt is a doublewide.
ReplyDeleteJust waiting on my 2009 H&R Block Rapid Refund!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, that is WalMart!
ReplyDeleteJT, exhausted after sitting at his pc trying to ruin his Idol's blog while also waiting for all of his former friends to call him out to play. They lost the jobs they were so proud of and forgot all about JT. He's going to need lots of help to get over this latest let down. First he's gonna need help getting up.
ReplyDeletewhat you mean I gots to get a job? Where my gobment money? Howm i gonna feed my 9 kids? Where my wic card? I gotta go gets me some shrimp.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE FALLEN AND CANT GET UP!!!!!
ReplyDeletecome on where's my disability check im too fat to work and im starving
ReplyDelete"eeewwwww" or "I knew I should have gotten one of those I've fallen and van't get up thingys!!"
ReplyDeleteBarney The Dinosaur coming out of retirement !
ReplyDeleteall of that and no camel toe!!
ReplyDeleteI never saw a purple cow;
ReplyDeleteI never hope to see one;
but I can tell you anyhow;
I'd rather see than be one!