At a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels
On a septic tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals-on-Wheels
At a proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
On a plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
On another plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
On a church's billboard:
7 Days Without God Makes One Weak
At a tire shop:
Invite us to your next blowout.
At a towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push!
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a taxidermist's window:
We Really Know Our Stuff!
On a fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...
At a propane filling station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
At a radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
On the back of another septic tank truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises!
