The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the Eastern Shore Redneck Special Forces (ESRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:1.. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday
#5 made me laugh thanks
ReplyDeleteHow appropriate was my verification word
preti -as in you sure are preti
And they come from Perryhawkin
ReplyDeleteAfter they finished the job, Obama would take away their guns.
ReplyDeleteCrazy Right Wing Extremist
ReplyDeletecan i join , please?
ReplyDeleteHeck yeah when do we leave ???
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletesounds like a plan to me!!!
ReplyDeleteWe need a couple of them guys round here! clean up some trash!!
ReplyDeletered white and blue !!!!!!!!!!!!lets get r done !!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow did ya get my pitcher? I be goin skwerel huntin.
ReplyDelete10:39 is an Obama kool aid drinker.
ReplyDelete10:39 calling someone who enjoys his 2nd ammendment right a "Crazy Right Wing Extremist" really shows how you liberals don't want anyone to have rights.
ReplyDelete10:39 if you don't like guns then fine, don't own one and don't go to shooting ranges, but don't you DARE tell me that I shouldn't have one you commie bastard!
Looks like a family reunion in Willards.
ReplyDeleteWillards Boy brings home a very pretty smart girl. The Father stares at her for about three minutes and asked "Has she had sex with her brothers and father yet?" The son replies no way dad !!!!
The replies " Ifin she aint goodenuff for her own kin she aint goodnuff for ours, get her outta here"
3:56~Thats disgusting!
ReplyDeleteThat's my cousin. Don't come messin' 'round Willards, ya hear. LOL
ReplyDeleteHey Now! I am a Willards girl and I take offense......a little ;)
ReplyDeleteSometimes it does become too much for even me to tolerate but they are mostly just a bunch of good ole boys. Not that I ever dated one but, everybody's gotta have somebody to love!!
If the rednecks are willing to go, hell, why not try it out! It can't hurt.....LOL
countrygirl@heart
We need them HERE!Nobodys going to rob a bank when theres a big ole Bubba outside perched on the bumper of a dually hitching up his britches with one hand and wielding a semiautomatic with the other!
ReplyDeleteYou know, this isn't a bad idea. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteI think the good ole boys need to get some control over the crime in Salisbury.Take out a few that think their bad asses and it will start to decrease. Oh I forgot , Chief says the crime ain't that bad.
ReplyDeleteAfganistan? how about deploying them around salisbury?
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