Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray?
A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
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Pure bigotry.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDelete9:40 Read the first Q&A. It explains YOU! (and me)
Funny and really bad.
ReplyDeleteHow about this one in regards to another President:
ReplyDeleteQ: What is the difference between Ronald Reagan and everyone else?
A: He is the only one who could truly forget how awful he was.
HA HA HA
940 is on welfare and collected the free cell phone
ReplyDeleteWho's the lyin African in the White House? Last I checked, Obama isnt African.
ReplyDelete10:52
ReplyDeleteHe's much more "African" than most of the Americans who like to go by the term African-American. Just in case you not aware of who your hero actually is, BO's father is "African", not African-American, but African. BO is a first generation African-American, direct decendant of an African. You are blind to the facts about the man. How could you possibly get the jokes?
Go back to Q&A #1, you're the former, I'm the latter. You don't think it's funny, and I don't think it's a joke.
That's why they're hilarious.