The NCAA reported today that President of the United States, Barak Obama, has been awarded the Heisman Trophy. While the award is usually bestowed upon college football's most talented offensive player, the NCAA this year took a different approach.
"He's a heck of a basketball player and we saw him throwing a ball really well to his dog Sasha earlier this year in the Rose Garden" stated Aaron Duckandcover, Awards Director for the NCAA.
Responding to critics of this years surprise choice, Duckandcover went on: "It has nothing to do with actual on-the-ground accomplishments. This award is intended to give hope to all the athletes and non-athletes of the world; hope that even in the absence of real performance, they too can be given awards for their good intentions, future promise and current popularity."
President Obama was unavailable for comment as he was back in the Rose Garden having a smoke.
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This country is in sad shape. I would not doubt this for one minute
ReplyDeleteThis is great. It should really make people sit back and reflect on why Obama would be given the Nobel peace prize. Obama himself acted as if he knew he really didn't deserve it when he made his speech.
ReplyDeletesasha is his daughter... not his dog. have some respect!
ReplyDeleteI see the President more as a basketball guy, not football. Not enough bulk and way too smart. Basketball definately, maybe a 2 most likely a 1...point guard all the way. Not much NBA upside. College potential. He needs to give up the smoking thing however, cuts the wind you know.
ReplyDeleteI see Obama as more of a comedian. I know that he sure as heck played one heck of a joke on the American people.
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When Venezuela's Mining Minister Rodolfo Sanz walked into a televised Cabinet meeting this week, President Hugo Chavez impishly asked, "So how's the uranium for Iran going? For the atomic bomb." Chavez was joking, but few were laughing outside Caracas and Tehran.
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North Korea says it wants direct talks with the United States before re-entering multilateral negotiations. The North's nuclear program was a key topic as China's State Council Premier Wen Jiabao, Japanese Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama and South Korean President Lee Myung-bak met in Beijing for an annual summit Saturday.
A high-ranking Iranian government official says Iran will respond to either an American or Israeli attack by "blowing up the heart of the State of Israel." The spokesman is a representative of Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran's highest spiritual leader, in the country's most powerful military force, the Revolutionary Guard.
"Even if one Zionist or American rocket hits our land," said Mojtaba Zolnour, "Iranian rockets will explode in the heart of Israel even before the dust settles."
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Not to worry, our beloved leader just won the top International PEACE Prize. He'll take care of everything ;)
Folks, don't be pissed at President Obama for getting the Nobel Peace Prize. He did not nominate himself, nor did he vote for himself. This displaced anger should be directed at Oslo, Sweden.
ReplyDeleteThe First Dog is named Bo. Sasha is President Obama's older daughter.
ReplyDeleteIs this a weak attempt at satire?
ReplyDeleteHE is one big JOKE ! What a waste of president we have running our country!
ReplyDeleteThe usual ....lost in interpretation....Real award wordage...."HIestman" award.....get it right1
ReplyDeleteYou know its sad when a country can't back there president, these are some of the same people that when Bush was in office and someone spoke against him you are unpatriotic yet obama is in office and its ok can you spell HYPOCRITE
ReplyDelete2:53 Oslo is in Norway....
ReplyDeletedavid, my man. don't you have that bass akwards?
ReplyDeleteit's ok to knock pres. bush, but not pres obama.
When Bush was in office, dissent was the highest form of patriotism. Now, if you criticize Barack Obama, you are either a racist or part of an "angry mob". The press is so liberal in this country its laughable. NBC news has become Barack Obama Headquarters!
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be kidding!
ReplyDeletethe fact that he accepted it is an OBOMINATION! He should have respectfully declined.
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