The new Health Care proposal
As seen by the Medical Association
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Pathologists yelled; “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter”.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington!
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And let me guess, the orthopedists all thought it was "humerous".
ReplyDeleteThanks for this, I've had a bad day and this one made me laugh out laud, especially the ending.
ReplyDeleteI've been following the developments on the US reform quite persistently and I must say this is the best blog post from all I have read so far on the subject!!
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