To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:
Dear Bubba,
It's O K, Honey,we've got spell check.
See you Monday.
yer f-ing hired man
ReplyDeleteDumb as a stump!
ReplyDeletehey, we hire ditsy blonds. go ahead and hire that dude.
ReplyDeleteHunk-a-doodle-doo!!
ReplyDeleteBecause every conservative loves a gay cowboy...
ReplyDeleteI just went by the mayors office and he already has this printed out and hanging on the wall.
ReplyDeleteGOD BLESS AMERICA!!! wish he worked with me! ;)
ReplyDeleteMost likely a minute man.
ReplyDeleteanon 2:24 Jealous?
ReplyDeleteYou're hired!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am going to call him "Horatio" and hug him and love him and call him my own.....;)
ReplyDeleteGod Bless the Country Boy!
Mama, thank goodness you let that baby grow up to be a cowboy. YEEEHAWWWWW
ReplyDeleteCowboys know how to treat a lady!!!! I'll give him all the educating he needs!!!
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