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Friday, September 11, 2009

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



















Employer's response:
Dear Bubba,

It's O K, Honey,we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

13 comments:

  1. hey, we hire ditsy blonds. go ahead and hire that dude.

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  2. Because every conservative loves a gay cowboy...

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  3. I just went by the mayors office and he already has this printed out and hanging on the wall.

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  4. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! wish he worked with me! ;)

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  5. Most likely a minute man.

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  6. I am going to call him "Horatio" and hug him and love him and call him my own.....;)

    God Bless the Country Boy!

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  7. Mama, thank goodness you let that baby grow up to be a cowboy. YEEEHAWWWWW

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  8. Cowboys know how to treat a lady!!!! I'll give him all the educating he needs!!!

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