For some reason,dressing like this is an epidemic in the summertime on the Eastern shore.Theres nothing prettier than a 300 lb woman in a spandex mini-dress(Im serious!)Nothing against big girls because i am one but damn,wear clothes that fit.
Damn I'm sexy in these shorts! I don't know how all these men can resist asking me out. Maybe they think I'm too pretty and wouldn't go out with them. I guess that's the price I pay for being a hottie!
To borrow a phrase from Credence Clearwater Revival:
ReplyDeleteI see the bad moon rising
more than I ever want to see at WalMart!
ReplyDeleteshe gives new meaning to "no ass at all"
ReplyDeleteThat just ain't even right....
ReplyDeleteproof that just because something is sold in your size it does not mean you should EVER wear it!!!
ReplyDeleteNasty
ReplyDeletePull ups for teenagers!
ReplyDeleteQuestion - Do these shorts make but look fat?
ReplyDeleteAnswer - No, your fat makes your butt look fat.
Look I can still fit in my clothes that I wore in High School.
ReplyDelete"Mom! There you are. I was looking for you by the dressing rooms! I couldn't find 12's. Do you think these look okay?"
ReplyDeleteCrack Kills!
ReplyDeleteThe clothing shrank in the dryer OR
ReplyDeletethese belong to my little sister
ick.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine from Great Britain would say:
ReplyDelete"...too much sausage, not enough skin!"
Translation:
"...that's puttin' 10 pounds of s**t in a 5 pound bag!"
Enjoy!
Crack kills!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't let that plumber in my house - tat is just butt ugly.
ReplyDeleteOne size,in fact,does not fit all.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason,dressing like this is an epidemic in the summertime on the Eastern shore.Theres nothing prettier than a 300 lb woman in a spandex mini-dress(Im serious!)Nothing against big girls because i am one but damn,wear clothes that fit.
ReplyDeleteAmy is that you?
ReplyDeleteDamn I'm sexy in these shorts! I don't know how all these men can resist asking me out. Maybe they think I'm too pretty and wouldn't go out with them. I guess that's the price I pay for being a hottie!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I get the slenderize Fuze drink then my shorts will fit better
ReplyDeleteGlad I am gay.
ReplyDelete2 pigs escaping their cage
ReplyDeleteAny pants in a storm!
ReplyDeleteThat was Kasey Tillmon after she assaulted Raychal Poke that night. Her and cheefy hooked up at Wal Mart later that evening.
ReplyDeleteThere you are?I just sent you out for mustard !
ReplyDeleteOnly one caption suitable...WTF!?!
ReplyDeleteWant some of this ?? Looks like its definately being advertised. I think I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteShe's on the corner......
ReplyDelete"What can I get for $10?"
"Any-ting you want"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
She has [Y] cromozones.
ReplyDeleteThe Taliban might have a point on some things.
ReplyDeleteThe crazy thing is she thinks she looks good....or else she would not wear those "shrunken" clothes!
ReplyDeleteOink Oink!!!
Barry Tilghman, go back home and get the long red coat.
ReplyDeleteDamn the temperature save what little bit of face you have left, cover that ugly a-- stuff up.
I bet she has a pretty face.
ReplyDeleteFunny...it actually reminds me of my ex-husband's butt - crack and all! ROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteif your sunday best to go to wal mart is a halter top and shorts that ride below you ass you might be a redneck
ReplyDeleteOk, where's that full length mirror someone said I should buy?
ReplyDeleteAwww, come on. That's my daughter. Give me a break.
ReplyDeleteIs that a Pringles display? Enough said...
ReplyDeletewhat is that?
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