so classy....she'll look back someday at her wedding pics and sigh. Because by age 40 they will be sagging low and her back will hurt everyday and she'll probabally still be dressing like a pole dancer at the prom.
Being a retired farmer and having raised several livestock,I tell you right now ,that lady is ready for milking. I ain't lying. I had a old sal once that nursed 7 piglets. And as sure as I'm sitting here, I know she could mother 2 sets of twins this very day.
I would have said she had to have some balls to wear something like that, apparently she does, just not where I expected.
ReplyDeleteThe wedding party gathers around the ambulance while the priest recovers from his nervous breakdown.
ReplyDeleteThe straps broke! I hate when that happens
ReplyDeleteGot Milk?
ReplyDeleteGot Milk!!
ReplyDelete"Does this dress make my boobs look big?"
ReplyDeleteLovely Couple
ReplyDeleteThat would be lovely pair.
ReplyDeleteyes, not real.
ReplyDeleteIf you gotum, showum.
ReplyDeletePorn stars need to project some form of decency too.
ReplyDeleteHer parents must be so proud..not to say the grooms!!!!!!! oh my God says alot of her character...
ReplyDeleteMy gawd!
ReplyDeleteTonight is going to be the BEST night of my LIFE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDoe these breasts make my dress look small?
ReplyDeleteNice limo's.
ReplyDeleteThe Luckiest Guy in the world!
ReplyDeletePretty Nice !! However after the novelty wears off, there will still be many years of grief ahead !!!
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Weird Science, "more than a handful's a waste!"
ReplyDeleteThat guy must be just so proud of his bride for dressing that way on this, the day of their wedding.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean my wife is a slut?
ReplyDelete"If you have any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold her double-d's."
ReplyDeleteCrazy-Autoimmune disorders down the road.
ReplyDeleteLooks like something you would see someone wearing at the mall
ReplyDeleteI bought this dress before the implants...oops!
ReplyDeleteDamn seamstress!!
ReplyDeleteLady in Black saying, "The heel just married her for her money!"
ReplyDeletePaid for!
ReplyDeleteAnd the 4 of them lived happily ever after:)
ReplyDeleteBe careful, if she's on top she might smother him.
ReplyDeleteTwo nice pillows will guarantee a good night's sleep.
ReplyDeleteOf course I have nipples!
ReplyDeleteN - I - C - E !!!
ReplyDeleteso classy....she'll look back someday at her wedding pics and sigh. Because by age 40 they will be sagging low and her back will hurt everyday and she'll probabally still be dressing like a pole dancer at the prom.
countrygirl@heart
" Those are some huge lots of land you got there my lady."
ReplyDeleteBeing a retired farmer and having raised several livestock,I tell you right now ,that lady is ready for milking. I ain't lying. I had a old sal once that nursed 7 piglets. And as sure as I'm sitting here, I know she could mother 2 sets of twins this very day.
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