By Teresa Masterson
NBCPhiladelphia.com
“No, no, no – The penis enlargements are on me. And breast implants for everyone!”
At least, that’s how we want to imagine the way the conversation went when Jose Amid Juarbe of Philadelphia decided to use the money he stole through identity theft to buy himself and a friend penis enlargements, as well as breast implants for two women.
Generous guy, that Juarbe.
He can have mine.
ReplyDeleteDo they have to give them back?
ReplyDeleteEwww...TMI
ReplyDeleteJust wait until the guys in prison here about this.
ReplyDeleteCan you say sex maniac?
ReplyDeleteDid someone call for me?
ReplyDeleteHe made a funny... What? Did no one else notice the pun in that title.
ReplyDeleteThat naughtiness is up to fifteen thrashins so far....
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