The economy is so bad that...
Jewish women are marrying for love.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly paid job now is jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges..
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 Billion disappear!
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We have went back to wash-a-ble toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteThe economy is so bad that old ladies are mugging muggers!
ReplyDeleteIve got a special bullet all picked out.
ReplyDeleteEconomy So Bad That::::
ReplyDeleteWebster Will Keep His Job As Cheif,Despite The Crime Rate/Murders/Drug Dealings/Rapes/Robberies And List Goes On
Wouldn't it be nice if all the countries our tax dollars were used to help found their way back?
ReplyDeleteCrap, I just woke up. Dream is Over.
The oil will pay for the war, ha,ha.
ReplyDeleteQuestion is, whos the bullet for? Maybe I can get two personalities lined up, kill two birds with one stone. Ive seen it done with deer, several times. What are a couple fellas gonna do? (You do realize this is impossible in your Mirror?). Not me, Not ever...
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