I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Very funny, seniors don't use Ipods-at least the one I know-hee hee:)
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