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Friday, June 19, 2009

Redneck Pick Up Lines


1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.�

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

5 comments:

  1. What's the tool belt fur? Carryin' extra beers? : )

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  2. Tim, was that a pick up line??? LOL

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  3. Could Be LoL They all git purdier at closin' time!

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  4. Let this be like one of those public serive messages for children-eat correctly, exercise and smoke, well, at least less than 3 packs of smokes per day....I think those two dudes in te above picture are only 24 years old!!

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  5. Are ya happy ta see me or is it cold in here?-! ; )

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